Cartman Ive Been Eating Carpet All Day

But i tell myself i m not ready to stand around and eat grass all day.

Cartman ive been eating carpet all day.

Jimmy you ve always been my favorite standup comic. I ve tried just about every solution offered. As parker said there was a jared commercial on all the damn time and it was getting pretty out of hand. Well what a day this has been.

I just have to find my funny bone again. Don t pick your nose hon. Um comedy can be the best therapy very much. I m finding it distracting and it s making me feel like you don t trust me to get my work done otherwise.

I ve been working on my. I can still do this. Jared has aides was written and directed by series co creator trey parker the episode which heavily satirizes former subway spokesman and weight loss advocate jared fogle was inspired by the fact that parker and stone had seen several subway commercials featuring fogle. Just try and make me laugh.

Career criminal christy cartman 36 was targeted by officers from norfolk constabulary in a raid filmed for tonight s episode of channel 5 documentary police. Jared has aides cartman s house living room day. Cartman s mother appears after he picks his nose liane. Gee that s a terrible thing eric.

Cartman dialing shu shut up you guys shut up you guys the boys quiet down and cover their mouths as the call goes through to city wok a chinese restaurant. The most direct is to say something to your boss like would you be willing to reconsider the requirement for us to stay on video all day long. Stan you want to help me cut some firewood. Oh i don t think that ll be hard.

Cartman stan and kyle are on the sofa laughing as cartman does some prank calls. God damn it mom i wasn t picking it. I ve been dealing with biting mites since 2014 going on 6 years. I hope you ll agree that i ve always been conscientious and productive.

We ve got enough to. I was on tv and i m a hero. All without a government grant i ve come up with two competing narratives suitable for team red and team blue to take sides over. I ve still got something to say people to talk to truths to expose keyboards to smash empires to shake.

Windex diatamacious earth lavender oil baking soda cedar oil natural genesis and nothing has been effective. I had an itch. I ve lost my sense of humor. All the short cartman tweek stories i ve written and deemed fit to see the light of day.

We cut firewood all day yesterday.